Anonymous asked:
Has anyone gotten you confused with Felix yet
how do I cope with the love of my life being a fictional man of my own creation
u ever just sit and listen to the war happening in the trenches of ur small intestine
they are calling in fucking air strikes from the pancreas
a detailed list of things I hate:
- hot weather
- high temperatures
- heat
- warmer than average conditions
Anonymous asked:
back in my day we didn't call smut "spicy" we called it lemons and there was also limes there too
dyatlovpassingprivilege answered:
that’s great pop pop i’m disconnecting your life support now okay i love you bye bye
This stupid exchange between friends has become a cultural icon.
This text thread brought us into a new age